going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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