Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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