She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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