i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
