Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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