need another drink. this is the easiest way
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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