Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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