mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i drank out of a bidet.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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