i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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