Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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