just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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