at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You can't motorboat a personality
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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