just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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