butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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