whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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