Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My dick has a subreddit
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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