If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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