I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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