So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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