pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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