Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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