How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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