Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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