My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
