school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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