Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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