My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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