Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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