Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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