What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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