Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This house was built for laser tag.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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