Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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