You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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