I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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