He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
