My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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