Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i believe in u and ur pee
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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