Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I think i peed on brittanys purse
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
