Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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