After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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