i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
two words: eviction party
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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