I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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