i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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