a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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