It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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