What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
