idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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