and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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