You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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