About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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